Your esteemed companion may check in anytime between 6:30 am and 8:00 pm. That said, we most heartily recommend an earlier arrival. Boarding at Dogs Paradise functions rather like a fine hotel: whether your dog arrives at dawn with aristocratic punctuality or sweeps in fashionably close to 8:00 pm, the overnight stay is charged [...]

Early retrieval may be arranged with sufficient notice – provided your darling is not mid-manicure or otherwise occupied in critical squirrel surveillance. A minimum of two hours’ warning is required to ensure your companion is groomed, leashed, and briefed on their abrupt departure. However, the fee for the reserved period remains non-refundable – our [...]

A valid query, though your fickleness strains our patience - one must approach it with the utmost decorum and punctuality, especially during our bustling peak holiday seasons.  Pray, allow me to enlighten you on the finer points of securing your canine’s place in paradise: Minimum Stay During Peak Periods: Due to the sheer popularity [...]

Our finance team dispatches invoices with military precision one week prior to your companion’s arrival. Payment is due immediately upon receipt – procrastination, as they say, is the thief of tranquillity. We accept bank transfers, credit cards, or, in truly exceptional cases, natural grass fed wagyu steaks  (we jest – mostly). [...]

Our in-house apothecary stocks homeopathic tinctures and the finest essential oils. Injections are administered by a former Swiss Guard-precision is non-negotiable. In all seriousness, our caregivers are trained and know all first aid manoeuvres.

Perish the thought! However, should such a regrettable event occur: Immediate Notification: You shall be alerted without delay – we find hysterics vulgar, but transparency essential. Veterinary Intervention: Our signed agreement grants authority to consult your preferred veterinarian or our trusted practitioner, depending on the urgency. Protocols Observed: Isolation: Should contagion be suspected, your [...]

But of course! We maintain a private WhatsApp salon for each guest, wherein our staff chronicle their daily exploits – frolicking in the lavender fields, negotiating treaties over chew toys, or perfecting the art of the sieste diplomatique.

For toys, we must politely decline, as such treasures are notoriously coveted by other guests. A comfort blanket may accompany your dog, should you wish, but be advised: Dogs Paradise cannot accept responsibility for any... unfortunate accidents that may befall it during your companion’s social adventures.

Simply arrive with a well-fitted collar or harness (we’ll turn a blind eye for uncoordinated fashion accessories, not everyone has impeccable style) and sufficient food for the duration of your companion’s stay. We must  insist that you provide their regular, preferred cuisine to avoid any dreadful digestive disturbances. All dry food must be presented [...]

Heavens, no! Our establishment is amply stocked with luxurious beds befitting even the most discerning canine. We kindly request that personal belongings remain at home, as the exuberance of group living can sometimes lead to the untimely demise of cherished items.