Perish the thought! However, should such a regrettable event occur:
- Immediate Notification: You shall be alerted without delay – we find hysterics vulgar, but transparency essential.
- Veterinary Intervention: Our signed agreement grants authority to consult your preferred veterinarian or our trusted practitioner, depending on the urgency.
- Protocols Observed:
- Isolation: Should contagion be suspected, your companion will retire to a private suite posthaste.
- First Aid: Our staff are trained in canine first aid (splinting, wound cleansing, and other elegantly executed interventions).
- Documentation: Full incident reports – including timestamps and witness accounts – shall be prepared for your review.
Rest assured, we treat such matters with the gravity of a misplaced truffle.
