For those blessed with a suite of companions, we extend a modest concession-typically 20% less per additional aristocrat sharing accommodations.

The 10-Day Pass (CHF 750.-, a modest CHF 40.- concession) accommodates those who prefer sporadic engagements with our establishment. It is ideal for canines who visit weekly, fortnightly, or whenever their social calendar permits (with a mere 24-hour notice – astonishingly lenient, given our standards). Please keep in mind that shuttle services remain à [...]

We tolerate such spontaneous requests through our Add-On Days – a concession to modernity’s chaotic whims. Availability: Monday through Friday (weekends remain sacrosanct for restorative naps and pedicures). Fee: Discounted according to your membership tier (consult your package’s particulars – I shan’t repeat myself).

Harrumph. While we deeply disapprove of capricious cancellations (our salmon tartare cannot be wasted, you understand), we permit days to be banked – a term as regrettably plebeian as it is necessary. Banked Days may be redeemed within the same month or the subsequent one (we are not indefinitely accommodating, mind you). Limit: 10 [...]

- CHF 1030.- monthly secures four weekly visits (we recommend Tuesdays through Fridays – weekends are for recovery, darling). - Add-On Days at a princely CHF 60.- (a 20% reduction – our magnanimity knows bounds, but only just). - 10% concessions on boarding, baths, and shuttle services  - VIP Status ensuring your companion’s schedule [...]

- CHF 830.- monthly for thrice-weekly visits ( ideally we prefer to avoid overcrowding the salmon buffet, but the choice of selected days is yours). - Add-On Days at CHF 64.-  - 8% concessions on boarding, baths, and shuttle services – a nod to fiscal sophistication. - VIP Status guaranteeing precedence in all reservations [...]

CHF 570.- monthly grants your companion two weekly visits (days can be flexible or fixed  – we thrive to maintain a balanced social calendar). Add-On Days may be secured at CHF 66.-  5% concessions on boarding, baths, and shuttle services – because even royalty appreciates prudent budgeting. VIP Status ensuring priority reservations for daycare, [...]

We require a credit card on file—naturally, after you’ve graciously completed our ever-so-important CREDIT CARD CONSENT FORM. We insist upon a minimum commitment of two consecutive months, as fleeting dalliance simply won’t do for our esteemed clientele. Memberships commence promptly at the beginning of each month, and your card shall be debited automatically with [...]

Ah, the art of negotiation! For our most devoted clientele, we extend four membership tiers – each granting privileged access to discounted daycare, preferential rates for boarding, and the occasional bonus day (when we’re feeling particularly charitable). For those whose schedules permit only occasional visits, our 10-day package offers a dash of frugality without [...]