• – CHF 1030.- monthly secures four weekly visits (we recommend Tuesdays through Fridays – weekends are for recovery, darling).
  • – Add-On Days at a princely CHF 60.- (a 20% reduction – our magnanimity knows bounds, but only just).
  • – 10% concessions on boarding, baths, and shuttle services 
  • – VIP Status ensuring your companion’s schedule supersedes all others (commoners shall acquiesce without complaint).